Ur-Quan 08 - The only RIGHT choice in 2008!
There is something wrong here... Something which makes my sheath retract and my talons ooze. I sense the ugliness of a thousand evil thoughts and I have located the source of these fetid emanations. They come from within the mockery known collectively as 'the Media!'
Foolish renegade interviewer, why have you come here? All that you have found is your inevitable punishment.
Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?
The Words!
Alien, you have spoken the Words, and you have spoken them rightly. We will hear your questions.
Tell us a little about your campaign platform.
It is as though your species' brain is too small to hold a simple thought such as, WE WILL KILL YOU FOR DISOBEYING! This is not a complex idea.
Do you have anything to say to the people of the Middle East?
In our 228 years along the Road to Democracy we have dominated hundreds of countries, yes, but we have saved many from extinction. You imagine the threat of foreign invaders, or weapons of mass destruction borne on undetectable missiles. We have seen these. But you do not acknowledge your own worst enemy: Yourselves. We have found dead nations without number, cultures ravaged by biochemical warfare or ethnic cleansing. These nations were not rendered third-world by outside forces. They bear sad testament to the effects of unrestrained instinct and emotion or simple ignorance. We will prevent such mistakes.
Although you consider us the enemy, these conclusions are flawed. We are your salvation. We bring you peace. A peace built upon OUR social framework imposed upon your country. A new world order in which your prosperity and security are assured by the U.S.A. We will protect you from the hazards of this hostile world, from dangers so hideous your simple minds cannot imagine their dark scope. Today, we are the enemy. In time, this will change. Soon, you will come to understand the boon of freedom we force upon you and then, you will revere and even love us for this gift.
Well, this has been lest than uplifting. Thanks for your time.
A final command human, but it is more of a plea. Your insubordination has guaranteed your death, there can be no alternative. You have survived combat with us before. You may survive the ensuing battle. If this happens, leave! Return to your home. Await our arrival there. If you interfere with us here, we may lose the Doctrinal conflict with the Democrats. If we are defeated, you are defeated as well. The Democrats will be unleashed. The Terrorists will have nothing in their way to stop them. All the enemies of freedom and the Republican way will begin a genocidal orgy, cleansing all known Democracy. They will crack the missile shield around America and reduce the surface of your nation to cinders.
I will leave now.
Your independence is too dangerous to be tolerated.
Interview by Scott Sharkey. Visit him on 1up.com